Drew was sitting on my lap yesterday and he started poking my belly. Here’s our conversation:
Drew: is there a baby in there?
Me: (while laughing) no, only women can have babies
Drew: then what in there?
Drew: you need to workout
Nice. I know I need to drop about 20 pounds, but now I have a little more motivation.
That’s too funny! Aidan went around walmart shouting, his mommy had a fat butt, one day.