You know you’re a redneck if…
you have a set of salad bowls that say “cool whip” on the side!
you make change in the offering plate
fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph
you have a race car on your prayer list
you stare at orange juice containers because they say “concentrate”
your mailbox is spelled male
your dad walks you to school cause you’re in the same grade
Jeff said a couple things worth contemplating:”Debating our righteousness is like debating about who can jump farther over the Grand Canyon. It doesn’t matter how far you can jump. You’re both going to fall the same distance.