More Redneck Jokes

From Evotional

You know you’re a redneck if…

you have a set of salad bowls that say “cool whip” on the side!

you make change in the offering plate

fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph

you have a race car on your prayer list

you stare at orange juice containers because they say “concentrate”

your mailbox is spelled male

your dad walks you to school cause you’re in the same grade

Jeff said a couple things worth contemplating:”Debating our righteousness is like debating about who can jump farther over the Grand Canyon. It doesn’t matter how far you can jump. You’re both going to fall the same distance.


I am a former design engineer who now pastors Cornerstone Community Church in Galax, Virginia. I'm passionate about following Jesus and I love technology. I've been married to Jennifer for 28 years, and we have three adult children.

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